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awol zombie spider 
4th-Sep-2009 09:23 am
So there was a big fuckoff spider in my room. It hid for a while and I sat up with a can of Raid waiting for it to reappear. It reappeared. I bellowed a thunderous battle cry and smashed it with a bottle. Hard. Thirty seconds later I looked over. That tenacious fuck was not where I left it.

There's a zombie spider in my room somewhere. There's laundry on the floor.

I'm on total fucking red alert lock down here. Zombie spider.

Fetch me my shotgun and my plank with a nail in it!

Additionally, wtf is with all the spiders I'm seeing lately? It's like there's fear toxin being slipped into my tea. Suddenly I can't pick up a bucket without there being some form of arachnid underneath. FML
5th-Sep-2009 06:09 pm (UTC) - Re: super atomic zombie spiders
lol. It's titled that because that's the myth is *debunking*. I found reading up on the spider myths and finding out more about the truth of spiders helped me be less scared of them.

I imagine it'd be helpful for you too. Since if you find them so gross that looking at pictures online is too much, then one being in your room will drive you crazy. It's a good stepping stone. (There are also loads of other reasons why it'd be helpful)

btw, I never realized just how harmless spiders are. Only one 1/20th of 1% of *all* spider species have venom that can harm or cause illness to humans.
6th-Sep-2009 02:29 am (UTC) - Re: super atomic zombie spiders
I don't hate them because I'm afraid of being harmed, I hate them because I find them utterly repulsive.
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