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awol zombie spider 
4th-Sep-2009 09:23 am
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So there was a big fuckoff spider in my room. It hid for a while and I sat up with a can of Raid waiting for it to reappear. It reappeared. I bellowed a thunderous battle cry and smashed it with a bottle. Hard. Thirty seconds later I looked over. That tenacious fuck was not where I left it.

There's a zombie spider in my room somewhere. There's laundry on the floor.

I'm on total fucking red alert lock down here. Zombie spider.

Fetch me my shotgun and my plank with a nail in it!

Additionally, wtf is with all the spiders I'm seeing lately? It's like there's fear toxin being slipped into my tea. Suddenly I can't pick up a bucket without there being some form of arachnid underneath. FML
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5th-Sep-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
....Spiderssss was what I meant to write. I-I'm.. not sure where the rest of my word went. ;A;
5th-Sep-2009 09:02 pm (UTC)
Obviously, the spiders must have stolen it.

Knowledge and reason can have multiple pinnacles, I suppose. ^^ More like a castle than a tower. Though castles were built to defend an oppressive and economically stagnant dictatorship, while towers (or more precisely, big shiny skyscrapers) were built to facilitate intra-company communications, which is in turn one of the buildings blocks of an orderly capitalistic system, so that's not as cool. I think this metaphor is starting to break down. XD;
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