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awol zombie spider 
4th-Sep-2009 09:23 am
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So there was a big fuckoff spider in my room. It hid for a while and I sat up with a can of Raid waiting for it to reappear. It reappeared. I bellowed a thunderous battle cry and smashed it with a bottle. Hard. Thirty seconds later I looked over. That tenacious fuck was not where I left it.

There's a zombie spider in my room somewhere. There's laundry on the floor.

I'm on total fucking red alert lock down here. Zombie spider.

Fetch me my shotgun and my plank with a nail in it!

Additionally, wtf is with all the spiders I'm seeing lately? It's like there's fear toxin being slipped into my tea. Suddenly I can't pick up a bucket without there being some form of arachnid underneath. FML
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4th-Sep-2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
Oh you. I guess a pet tarantula isn't in my future though how do you feel about snakes?
4th-Sep-2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
actually i'm cool with snakes. but what's wrong with a nice labrador and a couple of kittens? ._. NORMAL PETS, NOA

...no tarantula ever. snake is fine. <3
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