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awol zombie spider 
4th-Sep-2009 09:23 am
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So there was a big fuckoff spider in my room. It hid for a while and I sat up with a can of Raid waiting for it to reappear. It reappeared. I bellowed a thunderous battle cry and smashed it with a bottle. Hard. Thirty seconds later I looked over. That tenacious fuck was not where I left it.

There's a zombie spider in my room somewhere. There's laundry on the floor.

I'm on total fucking red alert lock down here. Zombie spider.

Fetch me my shotgun and my plank with a nail in it!

Additionally, wtf is with all the spiders I'm seeing lately? It's like there's fear toxin being slipped into my tea. Suddenly I can't pick up a bucket without there being some form of arachnid underneath. FML
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4th-Sep-2009 05:19 pm (UTC)
jhsdkfs THANKS 8DDD yeah i decided that I needed a better and more Fifi-ish layout. Therefore SMOTHER IT IN JETS AHAHAH

It is logical. :3

....wtf i don't want to know what a clock spider is. just fucking-- no aksjhdkaa. D8
5th-Sep-2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
THEY ARE VERY AWESOME JETS! :D Also when you think about it, isn't a jet sort of the current pinnacle of logical thinking? All those theories and calculations and hard work that goes into building one...It'd all be impossible without logic.

I didn't want to know either, but that evil person posted a link to pictures and I just had to look. ;_; My irrational curiosity compelled me. I now regret it mightily, for I seriously had NIGHTMARES! Horrible, terrible nightmares that do not bear repeating.
5th-Sep-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
WELL OBVIOUSLY, THEY ARE ON MY JOURNAL.
If not /the/ pinnacle, they sure are one of them. And not only the logic and knowledge that goes into building one, but the reason they're built: DEFENDING AMERICA! (FUCK YEAH!) And Israel. <33333 The Israelis are fucking ace with their jets. If I could be a fighter pilot, Israel's Air Force would be my second choice after the USAF. :3

Holy butts DDDD: Spi

5th-Sep-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
....Spiderssss was what I meant to write. I-I'm.. not sure where the rest of my word went. ;A;
5th-Sep-2009 09:02 pm (UTC)
Obviously, the spiders must have stolen it.

Knowledge and reason can have multiple pinnacles, I suppose. ^^ More like a castle than a tower. Though castles were built to defend an oppressive and economically stagnant dictatorship, while towers (or more precisely, big shiny skyscrapers) were built to facilitate intra-company communications, which is in turn one of the buildings blocks of an orderly capitalistic system, so that's not as cool. I think this metaphor is starting to break down. XD;
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