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awol zombie spider 
4th-Sep-2009 09:23 am
So there was a big fuckoff spider in my room. It hid for a while and I sat up with a can of Raid waiting for it to reappear. It reappeared. I bellowed a thunderous battle cry and smashed it with a bottle. Hard. Thirty seconds later I looked over. That tenacious fuck was not where I left it.

There's a zombie spider in my room somewhere. There's laundry on the floor.

I'm on total fucking red alert lock down here. Zombie spider.

Fetch me my shotgun and my plank with a nail in it!

Additionally, wtf is with all the spiders I'm seeing lately? It's like there's fear toxin being slipped into my tea. Suddenly I can't pick up a bucket without there being some form of arachnid underneath. FML
4th-Sep-2009 09:40 am (UTC)

Every time I see a spider in my room I become a madperson. I either have to hunt to crush it (I've followed a spider through like a LOAD of laundry in order to stomp on it at like two in the morning. I remind you that I live on the second story and probably pissed off the people below me hunting for this bugger.) or wait until I forget about it >_>;;
4th-Sep-2009 01:24 pm (UTC)
I'm starting to forget about it now. Still fucking residually shit scared of finding bits of spider in my panties like some kind of Japanese porno. >\
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